The Most Holy Catholic Empire of Habsburg Mexico is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Carlos II Enrique with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.218 billion Mexicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico City. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mexican economy, worth 451 trillion Imperial Pesos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,615 Imperial Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habsburg Mexico's national animal is the Mexican Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Habsburg Mexico is ranked 37,771^st in the world and 1,353^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.